Shower Connoisseurs Gifts

"Finally a bit of privacy."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Bird Bath.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Shower curtain call.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

WC problem.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Your shampoo delivery is here!"

Which one of these things is the soap?

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

People in the shower

What a nice thing to say! Thanks for calling. What's up? Jan said Twig was a terrific babysitter. No surprise. Click. But then she said something odd. About MY daughter? When she got home, their house was spotless. Maybe it was a different "Twig."

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Wash and Quo"

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

It's almost like you WANT to be send to the showers.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"You have no idea what I've been through."

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

'Dear? I put a nice new blade in that old razor of yours, did you notice?'

'So how are we doing my soak-master of the tub?'