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"Finally a bit of privacy."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Bird Bath.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

WC problem.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Which one of these things is the soap?

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

People in the shower

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"Wash and Quo"

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

"You have no idea what I've been through."

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

'Dear? I put a nice new blade in that old razor of yours, did you notice?'

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'So how are we doing my soak-master of the tub?'