Shower Enthusiasts Gifts

Making the best of it. - man happy that he gets a swim and a shower bath at once

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Bird Bath.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Man in Bath

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

Centurion in a Shower

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

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'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

People in the shower

Phone on TV ringing.