Shower Enthusiasts Gifts

Making the best of it. - man happy that he gets a swim and a shower bath at once

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Bird Bath.

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Duck in a bathtub

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Man in Bath

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Centurion in a Shower

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Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

"Wow! I can feel it tingle so it must be getting rid of my dandruff!"