Shower Aficionado Gifts

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"I knew it! You're tired of my fresh spicy scent!"

People in the shower

'It's kind of you to offer, but I'm more of a shower person.'

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?

'More bubbles!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Loofah Lady

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Bird Bath.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Shower curtain call.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."