Hot Shower Aficionado Gifts

Optimists in hell: 'It doesn't matter how long I stay in here, the water just never gets cold!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Baby Hairstyles.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Loofah Lady

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Bathing and Showering.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

How to recover from a bad day

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.