Hot Tub Aficionado Gifts

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

Steeping in a hot tub

Man stranded in the desert comes across a hot tub.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Some eggs are having a good time in the boiling water as if it were a jacuzzi.

'Dude! You are the man!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'More bubbles!'

"Yeah, I used to hate water too, but that was before I was introduced to the delight that is soaking in a hot tub..."

"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

"Good, you're up. Turn on the jets, please."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath