Hot Tub Aficionado Gifts

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

Steeping in a hot tub

Man stranded in the desert comes across a hot tub.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Some eggs are having a good time in the boiling water as if it were a jacuzzi.

'Dude! You are the man!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'More bubbles!'

"Yeah, I used to hate water too, but that was before I was introduced to the delight that is soaking in a hot tub..."

"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

"Good, you're up. Turn on the jets, please."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath