Hot Tub Enthusiast Gifts

'Since I've been been using this hot tub of yours, these festering boils on my genitals have cleared up'

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

'The joke's on them, Algy!'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

The fact you just swam 60 lengths might have impressed me if we weren't in a hot tub.

"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

"Why bring a hot water bottle into a hot tub?"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Baby Hairstyles.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.