Hot Tub Enthusiast Gifts

'Since I've been been using this hot tub of yours, these festering boils on my genitals have cleared up'

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

'The joke's on them, Algy!'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

The fact you just swam 60 lengths might have impressed me if we weren't in a hot tub.

"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

"Why bring a hot water bottle into a hot tub?"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'