Shower Aficionados Gifts

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Bird Bath.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Duck in a bathtub

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Centurion in a Shower

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

People in the shower

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Wash and Quo"

An evolutionary turning point.

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

Queen Victoria at Osborne Bay.

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

"You have no idea what I've been through."

"Finally a bit of privacy."

It's almost like you WANT to be send to the showers.

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

Doing our bit to save the planet.

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

High water pressure

First guru to second guru: 'Slow day. All I've had so far is: Which is best ? bath or shower?'

'Don't argue. Just get in there and polute the water.'