Shower Aficionados Prints

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Bird Bath.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Duck in a bathtub

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Centurion in a Shower

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

People in the shower

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Wash and Quo"

An evolutionary turning point.

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

"Finally a bit of privacy."

"You have no idea what I've been through."

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

Queen Victoria at Osborne Bay.

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

Doing our bit to save the planet.

Tunnel of Loofah

High water pressure

'Don't argue. Just get in there and polute the water.'

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?