Shower Enthusiast Prints

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

Man in Shower, "Too hot, too cold."

Gopher taking a shower.

High water pressure

"It's bound to be for you."

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Shower cubicle flooding.

Out of the shower

First guru to second guru: 'Slow day. All I've had so far is: Which is best ? bath or shower?'

Man funneling the wide spray from his shower

"Bathroom's free..."

"You have no idea what I've been through."

'You took everything from me in the divorce. Well, you're not going to take my shower!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"You're right. It's time to come clean."

Your showers are way too long, Twig. You should try taking a shower. Unlike you, I refrain from wasting our precious supply of clean water. Oh? Sniff. Clean air is important too, you know.

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

It's almost like you WANT to be send to the showers.

No, I just said he doesn't like baths.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Bird Bath.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"