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Optimists in hell: 'It doesn't matter how long I stay in here, the water just never gets cold!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Baby Hairstyles.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Bathing and Showering.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

How to recover from a bad day

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy