Shower Lovers T-Shirts

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Bird Bath.

I love bathtime.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Duck in a bathtub

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

My Musical Influences

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Centurion in a Shower

Happy Xmas

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

People in the shower

"What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?"

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

Tuba in Space

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

'At least it's a dry heat'

Bubble & Squeak.

"She broke up with me. What should I do?"

Queen Victoria at Osborne Bay.