Sauna Lovers T-Shirts

'More bubbles!'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

Hot Tub Frosty

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Woman in a bathtub.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

Duck in a bathtub

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'You must be crazy.'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Wedding cake figurines show a man relaxing in the bath at a spa.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

How to recover from a bad day

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"He looks so relaxed."

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'Your bath's ready, dear. You may want to run some cold water before you get in'.