Sauna Lovers T-Shirts

Whatever you do, do NOT go in the sauna. Other side up … crowave … opcorn. (Originally published on 2007-10-01).

'More bubbles!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

Hot Tub Frosty

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Woman in a bathtub.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Duck in a bathtub

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'You must be crazy.'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

How to recover from a bad day

Wedding cake figurines show a man relaxing in the bath at a spa.

Microwave Popcorn. Other side up. Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna.

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"He looks so relaxed."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."