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Hot Tub Frosty

J'acuzzi

Slimming Salon - Double Doors In, Single Doors Out.

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

"She's been an hour and it's only for an estimate."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Spa Dog

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"You're incredibly tight."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'