Spa Day Lovers T-Shirts

"- and I'll be right here when you come out, dear."

"Well botox would help that big wrinkle, then a good quality hand cream, and maybe a manicure?..."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Spa Dog

"You're incredibly tight."

Complete Makeover

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman in a bathtub.