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'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"In addition to the planning issue, EU directive states that washing ones partner is public is also an offence."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"Note to self: No More Massages."

"Now we'll let the healing power of these stones do absolutely nothing."

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Who wants some overtime?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Some eggs are having a good time in the boiling water as if it were a jacuzzi.

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"I don't see why mom paid for a mud bath when she could have one free right here in our yard!"

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'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"You're incredibly tight."