Spa Day Dreamers T-Shirts

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"You're incredibly tight."

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Complete Makeover

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."