Spa Lovers Pillows

Hot Tub Frosty

J'acuzzi

Slimming Salon - Double Doors In, Single Doors Out.

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

"She's been an hour and it's only for an estimate."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Spa Dog

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"