Home Spa Lover Pillows

"Turn off the water, hon. I can't keep sandbagging forever."

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

This won't fix everything.

"I'm only having a bath, I don't think I need a lifeguard."

First Aid Cabinet

'Your bath's ready, dear. You may want to run some cold water before you get in'.

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Spa Dog

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

Woman in a bathtub.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'