Home Spa Lover Mugs

"Turn off the water, hon. I can't keep sandbagging forever."

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

This won't fix everything.

"I'm only having a bath, I don't think I need a lifeguard."

First Aid Cabinet

'Your bath's ready, dear. You may want to run some cold water before you get in'.

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman in a bathtub.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Odd Spas