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'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Spa Dog

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"You're incredibly tight."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

The quarantine self cut.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman in a bathtub.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

Odd Spas

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

'You must be crazy.'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'