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'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

The quarantine self cut.

Woman in a bathtub.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Odd Spas

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

'You must be crazy.'