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Walk in bath.

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

A Manicure

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The Cat Spa

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Spa Dog

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

The quarantine self cut.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman in a bathtub.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"