Beauty Spa Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Spa

Bad hair day!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Dating is so expensive...

Hot Pie Therapy

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I don't like your application."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

What price beauty?

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

A Manicure

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

New Twenty Blades