Home Spa Innovators Mugs

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

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"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Paper Bath Towels.

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'Your bath's ready, dear. You may want to run some cold water before you get in'.

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

Walk-in Bath tub Tropical Fantasy

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

"He built his own steps. Apparently, he's loving, smart and impatient."

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

Walk in bath.

"We are facing an existential threat."

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

This won't fix everything.

"I reinvest all my profits into donut shops."