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His and Hers Towels

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'More bubbles!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"You're incredibly tight."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Spa Dog

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Woman in a bathtub.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'