Home Spa Buff Pillows

His and Hers Towels

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"You're incredibly tight."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Woman in a bathtub.