Home Spa Enthusiast Mugs

Walk-in Bath tub Tropical Fantasy

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Using an iron for a facial.

Home Perm - Home Facial Silicone

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"You're incredibly tight."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

The quarantine self cut.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman in a bathtub.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"