Bath-time Innovator Mugs

'I told him there's a free prize in the soap.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Odd Spas

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Not now!"

Bathing and Showering.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

How to recover from a bad day

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'