Spa Retreat Lover Pillows

'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Scurile travels

'Mom's Spa'

"I'm going on a retreat."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"You're incredibly tight."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman in a bathtub.

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Odd Spas