Beauty Spa Lover Pillows

'We're all due this week and heard health clinics are paying big bucks for our placentas.'

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman in a bathtub.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.