Spa Devotee Pillows

"Honey, let's lay off the Botox for a while, shall we?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Too much concealer?"

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

Woman in a bathtub.