Spa Devotee T-Shirts

"Honey, let's lay off the Botox for a while, shall we?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Too much concealer?"

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'You do Botox?'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Spa Dog

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman in a bathtub.