Shower Aficionado Pillows

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"I knew it! You're tired of my fresh spicy scent!"

People in the shower

'It's kind of you to offer, but I'm more of a shower person.'

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?

'More bubbles!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Loofah Lady

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Bird Bath.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?