Soap Connoisseurs Gifts

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Daytime TV For Nerds

Soap Opera

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

Kevin Baking

The Jung and the Restless.