Soap Aficionados Gifts

Brighter than white laundry soap.

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Soap Opera

June Brown

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

Daytime TV For Nerds

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

The Jung and the Restless.

Grooming for beginners.

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''