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Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

My Musical Influences

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Centurion in a Shower

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Phone on TV ringing.

'Not now, Henry.'

People in the shower