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'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Karaoke night.

Shower curtain call.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Household water use'

Vanity artist

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

My Musical Influences

The synchronized shower event.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Centurion in a Shower

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Other men just sing in the bath

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

'Not now, Henry.'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Phone on TV ringing.

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'