Shower Soprano T-Shirts

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

Other men just sing in the bath

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

I love my Uke.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Giuseppe Verdi

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

Vanity artist

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

My Musical Influences

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

The synchronized shower event.

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Centurion in a Shower

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

'Not now, Henry.'

Phone on TV ringing.

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.