Shower Soloist Pillows

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Household water use'

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

Vanity artist

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

My Musical Influences

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

The synchronized shower event.

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Other men just sing in the bath

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Centurion in a Shower

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

'Not now, Henry.'

Phone on TV ringing.

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'