Shower Singers Pillows

"Wash and Quo"

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

That was the last time Cora would forget to dry her hair after a shower

Vanity artist

'Isn't it weird how you always think you can hear a can opening when you're in the shower?'

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

My Musical Influences

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Other men just sing in the bath

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

Phone on TV ringing.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

'Not now, Henry.'

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

Where Earl Gets His Ideas

"No - I'm not listening to my radio!"

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

Singing in the Shower. (mouse and cat conflict.)

Man: 'HONEY! That's my PHONE ringing, could YOU get it for me please?! I'm IN the shower!!

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.