Shower Songbird Gifts

Shower curtain call.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

A woman playing a keyboard

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Karaoke night.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Festive squad

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Household water use'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Vanity artist

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Aimee Mann

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Button up your overcoat.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Musician

Birdwatchers making each other playlists