Shower Star Prints

"It's the company choir. They want you to sing doowaps in Buona Sera."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

A woman playing a keyboard

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

An idea box in a shower

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

Vanity artist

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

My Musical Influences

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Other men just sing in the bath

Centurion in a Shower

Grooming for beginners.

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

"Take my advice, Roberts, and hide your light under a bushel."

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'Not now, Henry.'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'