Shower Superstar Prints

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

...thunderbolt nd lightning...very, very frightening

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Karaoke night.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Shower curtain call.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Vanity artist

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Hair Style Menu

My Musical Influences

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Other men just sing in the bath

Centurion in a Shower

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'Not now, Henry.'

Phone on TV ringing.

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.