Choir Shower Master T-Shirts

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Karaoke night.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Shower curtain call.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

'Household water use'

Ventriloquist Audition

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Vanity artist

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Heavenly voices.

My Musical Influences

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Pastoral Choirs

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'