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'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'When the choirmaster said we would be singing in front of the Queen, I thought...'

A Capella

Requiem and Suicidal Choirmaster

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Guitar Man.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Existential Risk

Mexican angels.

AIDS prevention

Angel playing music

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Tenors

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Ventriloquist Audition

'It helps with reception.'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Four Chanting Monks

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Loud Chorister