Choirmaster T-Shirts

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'When the choirmaster said we would be singing in front of the Queen, I thought...'

A Capella

Requiem and Suicidal Choirmaster

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Guitar Man.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

AIDS prevention

Existential Risk

Angel playing music

Mexican angels.

Tenors

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Ventriloquist Audition

Four Chanting Monks

'It helps with reception.'

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!