Chord Master T-Shirts

Guitar Man.

Django.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Join me in a Martini?

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Ice Skater

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Existential Risk

Guitars in Heaven

AIDS prevention

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Screensaver says project compiling.

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Couch potato.

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Ah Ha!

Pastoral Choirs

Heavenly voices.