Chord Master T-Shirts

Guitar Man.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Join me in a Martini?

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Ice Skater

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

AIDS prevention

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Existential Risk

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

Screensaver says project compiling.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Heavenly voices.

Couch potato.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Pastoral Choirs

Ah Ha!

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.