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"That request is physically impossible..."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Scarpia's Palace

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Music Student

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Edward Elgar.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Expensive greeting cards.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Propping up a profits chart.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Sergey Rahmaninov

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

Violin Romance

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'