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"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Heart monitor sales chart makes man clutch chest.

'I want the sales chart removed - everyone's calling me Conehead!'

"Can you skip to the part that doesn't suck?"

'That's one of my earlier pieces.'

Propping up a profits chart.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Baroque Peacock

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Business is off the chart.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Soaring Profits

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat