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"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

The Musician

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

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“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Check out this new store."

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Guitars in Heaven

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

What happened to "will work for food"? Will write funny gags for food. You Fusco Brothers need funny gags way more than you need your lawn mowed.

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Cross-country knitting.

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

Django.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Saving up for lessons.

Guitars

Eric Clapton.

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

Yeah, I'm a songbird, but I'd rather be known as a singer/songwriter.

'Son,you're beginning to get on my wick.'