Chord Crafter Pillows

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

The Musician

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Check out this new store."

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Cross-country knitting.

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Eric Clapton.

Guitars

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

'Son,you're beginning to get on my wick.'